Title: Slayer and The Vampire

Author: Gillian Silverlight

Disclaimer: They belong to Joss and the WB, I just play with them

Distribution: www.homestead.com/gilliansspikelair , and if you have

permission to post my fic already, take it.

Summary: Response to Cat's Challenge:

"I dare you to write a one paragraph story. In seven sentences or less, you

must have an introduction, climax and resolution. It can be funny, serious,

silly or scary. Just have fun with it."

<Thanks to Raven for her inspired use of Shakespeare>

Slayer and the Vampire

(Opening: we see Buffy getting ready for bed after doing her literature

homework

when she hears a noise outside her window; running to it she looks out).

"Ohhhhhhh, my bleedin'head!"

Buffy growled out the window, "Mine ears have heard way too many words from

that voice;

Are thou not Spike and an annoying vampire?"

Looking at her in surprise, Spike answers her, " Neither fair Slayer if

either thee dislikes."

" How camest thou to be on my roof outside my window;

for the walls are high and I did put mouse traps in the tree."

" I did come up the other side and fell off the roof;

for mouse traps cannot keep me out,

and what love can do love will attempt,

and well do I love thee."

"If mine neighbors do see thee;

the end of it will I not hear ,

so get your butt in this window before I do stake thee, " Buffy told

him with a sigh as he clamored inside finally.

Gillian Silverlight 4/6/01