Title: Respecting the Big Bad

Author: Raven (Kettlynx@aol.com)

Part: (1/1) (PG)

Disclaimer: Joss created the characters, & I'm just borrowing them

Spoilers: None

Distribution: My site. All other's ask please.

Summary: Response to Cat's Challenge: "I dare you to write a one paragraph

story. In seven sentences or less, you must have an introduction, climax and

resolution. It can be funny, serious, silly or scary. Just have fun with

it."

Feedback: Of course.

Dedication: To Trish, the other half of the dark duo.

Author's note: No aliens were harmed during the setting of this fic.

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Respecting the Big Bad

by

Raven

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"Bloooooody Friggin' hell....I AM THE BIG BAD YOU WILL DO AS I SAY...I AM

THE

BIG BAD...NO ONE CROSS ME AND LIVES TO TELL ABOUT IT, except the Slayer, but

she only gets to 'cos I love

her......AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......Niiiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbblet!!!!!"

Buffy come flying out of the house and throws a punch at Spike's nose, Buffy

looked at him & snapped, "Spike, SHUT UP, you'll wake Dawn....What? Are you

drunk again?"

"But, Slaaaayer," Spike whined, "You gotta help me, luv, please,

please......I'm not drunk, trust me, I'm horribly sober....please, Slayer,

help me...I'll owe you one?" Spike wheedled.

Buffy sighed as she said, "Ok, ok, I'll help, but only if you SHUT UP...what

do you need?"

Spike sheepishly pulled his adversary from behind his back, and said

"Slayer, can you please open this bottle of aspirin for me?" he watched with bated breath as Buffy valiantly fought with his adversary.

After a lot of sweat, tears and cursing on Buffy's part, she

finally defeated its child proof lock.

Spike was so pleased, he swept Buffy in to his arms & kissed her deeply,

surprisingly she let him and she even kissed him back.