Title: Pissing the Night Away

Author: Raven (Kettlynx@aol.com)

Part: (1/1) (PG-13)

Disclaimer: Joss created the characters, & I’m just borrowing them

Spoilers: None

Distribution: My site. All others ask please.

Summary: Response to Cat's Challenge: "I dare you to write a one paragraph

story. In seven sentences or less, you must have an introduction, climax and

resolution. It can be funny, serious, silly or scary. Just have fun with

it."

Feedback: Of course.

Dedication: To PANDORA, you're so sweet.

Author's note: No animals were harmed during the setting of this fic.

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Pissing the Night Away

by

Raven

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"Wheeeeeeen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's

amore......Buffy, won't ya be my Valentine sweetie, mine to love, hold and

cherish, forever and always?"

"Spike, you're drunk and its not Valentine's day....oh, fine whatever, let's

get you back to your crypt...dang it we'd better make it my place since the

sun will be up in less than 10 minutes....Spiiiike, stop singing that song."

"When the stars seem to shine, like you've had toooooo much wine, that's

amore....Buffy, you have soft hair, like a little tiger......that's it

you're

my little tiger...mine....mine...mine...all mine..forever and

always....Slayer, are you mine?"

Buffy just gave him a look, but he started making puppy dog noises, so she

sighed, "Fine, I’m yours...its not like you're going to remember this

tomorrow."

Spike gave her a sexy grin and straightened up as he pulled her to him

crushing his mouth to hers.

When Buffy was finally allowed to come up for air, she said breathlessly,

"You tricked me..your not drunk," before she pulled his mouth back to hers.

Things quickly escalated as Spike showed her just how sorry he was for

tricking her, but Buffy's a bit forgetful, so Spike had to show her many

many

times.