Title: Legend of the Poof

Author: Raven (Kettlynx@aol.com)

Part: (1/1) (R-language)

Disclaimer: Joss created the characters, & I'm just

borrowing them

Spoilers: None

Distribution: My site. all other's ask please.

Summary: Response to Cat's Challenge:

"I dare you to write a one paragraph story. In seven

sentences or less, you

must have an introduction, climax and resolution. It can be

funny, serious,

silly or scary. Just have fun with it."

Feedback: Of course.

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Legend of the Poof

by

Raven

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One day in galaxy far, far away, there lived a Poof, its

name was Angel. It

was the peachiest of them all, but alas it spent its days

brooding, and

posing with its two facial expressions, to the amusement of

its pet Cordy.

The Poof was gung-ho over the fairest of all bitches, Buffy,

but after it had

his wicked little way with her, it abandoned her in a fit of

male

insecurities over its size. Its dearest love, Buffy sent it

to Hell for

trying to get her to have a threesome with its pet Cordy,

when it returned it

brooded & brooded & brooded. After it moved away with its

pet Cordy, it found

a prophecy that stated that if he was a good little It &

helped all the other

people, it would get its wish & finally be human & be with

its love, it was

so pleased it used up all its hair gel in one night. Did It

get its prophecy

fulfilled? Naaahh, it was a joke played on it by its

friends, it actually was

castrated & has now joined the other Its in poofy Hell.