Title: How I Spent My Summer Vacation:

a narrative by Buffy

Author: Trish (skittlez143m@aol.com)

Disclaimer: The characters weren't mine 5 minutes ago, and

they're still not mine now. :)

Sequel to challenge response from Cat. :)

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

a narrative by Buffy

Okay, everyone, listen up, and listen good. I just found

out that Spike told you what happened between us over the summer,

and I want to let all of you know that when I went to see him that

night, I did have every intention of sleeping with him, but I was

really, really drunk, so there's my reason.

Just between us though, God was he great! My mother once

thought that Giles was a stevedore in bed, and I didn't know what

the word meant, but now I completely get it. Anyway, that's not

the point, so just try to forget everything that Spike told you,

and take my word that even though it was the best sex ever, I

was out of my mind at the moment, and--

hold on for a second, Willow is trying to tell me something.

What do you mean he didn't finish the story?!?!? Okay, I think

I'll go die now...