Title: How I Spent My Summer Vacation

Author: Trish

Disclaimer: Spike does not belong to me in reality. He is

only mine in fantasy, and he is mine until I wake up. As we speak

though, I own nobody.

Rating: Ummm, let's say PG-13.

Response to Cat's challenge to write a story in 7 sentences. :)

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

a narrative by Spike

This summer, as always, the Slayer has felt good about

herself at my expense, since I've taken on a new occupation

as her personal punching bag as of late.

It doesn't bother me though, because she doesn't actually

hurt me physically, and to tell you the truth, every hit that she

throws at me really turns me on. Her hot little body pressed up

against mine when she slams me into a pillar, her thighs showing

more than usual out of the bottom of one of those short numbers

that she wears when she kicks me...

It's all bloody wonderful, and I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

I finally got my one good day when the Slayer realized what she did

to me, and to my shock, she climbed aboard and decided to do something

about it. Now if you want me to finish my soddin' story, you're going

to have to stop giving me that look, because I'm willing to bet that

you're getting aroused just thinking of me being turned on, and oh,

bloody hell, I'm just gonna keep the rest of my story to myself.

Thanks a lot, you bloody wanker; now because of you, nobody gets

to know the ending.